Harry Potter is a Brain Fart.

Right, so here's this fugly bespectacled dude, who looks like a tard with that wang ( i mean wand ) in his hand and churning out some spells which his jackass girfriend "Hermione" teaches him. I mean, what does J.K.Rowling think of herself ? Is she like, building some kind of kid-army ? Oh she's so rich, she spread this plague and now 13 year old cronies want to join the Hogwarts school of Bitchcraft And Jiggery so that they can wear that rag called a wizard robe and then jack off to their pet owls. The oh so elite Quiddishit games, how cool is flying on a broom ? How cool is to have a stupid werewolf uncle ? I mean...werewolves are cool, but the ones that get killed by streaks of light from a wang (pun intended) really suck.

I tell you, Parry Hotter is a government consipracy, to get those dumb kids hooked, and then enslave them to do the filework by building a matrix called Hogwarts around them. That stupid scar, the kid should fucking get the gold out of that goblin back of his and go for plastic surgery. Snape rules, he should spank that stupid kid for being a dipshit that he is. The names of the characters tell you what they really are, Dumblebore being and example. The asshole is like, 100 years old and still doesn't draw pension. And that bitch, McGonnaFuckAll.

You know, that fat kid Duddler, he would make a good belly dancer.

I think I should just crash my water scooter into Iraq.