I'M SO PISSED THAT I'M GOING TO TYPE THIS WHOLE POST IN CAPS.

HELLO EVERYONE, EVER BEEN TO A MOVIE ? WHEN DID YOU LAST ENJOY A MOVIE IN PEACE ? WITHOUT ANNOYING DIPSHITS WHO DON'T BOTHER TO PUT THEIR CELLPHONES ON SILENT MODE ? OR STUPID COUPLES WHO DECIDE TO BRING THEIR FAGGOTISH BABIES TO THE MOVIES ? SINCE WHEN DID MANKIND EVOLVE TO SUCH AN EXTREME THAT BABIES NO MORE THAN 2 YEARS OLD CAN UNDERSTAND MOVIES ?

WHAT'S WORSE ? THE BABY WAS SEATED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. EVERYTIME HE BAWLED AND LOOKED AT ME, MY MOUTH STARTED FOAMING AND I STARTED CHOKING BECAUSE THE BABY WAS SO UGLY. THE UGLIEST BABY IN THE WORLD ALSO CAME WITH TWO MATCHING ACCESSORIES - THE STUPIDEST PARENTS IN THE WORLD. I WANTED TO TELL THE MOTHER THAT HER BABY WAS SO UGLY, THAT THE LEGAL ABORTION AGE SHOULD BE RAISED TO TWO YEARS, AND SHE COULD GET RID OF THE THING. BUT TO TOP IT ALL, THE MAN'S CELLPHONE STARTED WORKING, THE OBNOXIOUS MOZART RHYME. WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN THERE'S A "SILENCE" BUTTON ON CELL PHONES. SO WHAT DOES THE MAN DO ? HE PASSES THE PHONE TO HIS WIFE, STILL RINGING. WHAT DOES THE WIFE DO ? PICKS UP THE KID (PHONE STILL RINGING), SLOWLY GETS UP FROM HER SEAT(PHONE STILL RINGING), WALKS A SLOW WALK TO THE CINEMA DOOR(PHONE STILL RINGING), AND FINALLY PICKS UP THE PHONE AS SHE EXITS THE CINEMA.

SO DIPSHITS, THE NEXT TIME YOU VISIT A CINEMA HALL, DON'T BRING THAT FAG KID OF YOURS, AND REMEMBER TO SWITCH OFF YOUR CELLPHONE.

Finally An Update : Suicidal Kids, DIE !

I forgot I had a blog. Hence the delay.

Suddenly, there's a massive increase in the number of kids trying to kill themselves. Good, we need a population control system, and suicide is effective. I fully support teachers to make exams as tough as possible, and cane the students on misbehaviour. Promote suicide.

Here's a suicide guide for you, population control for the stable masses :

1. Jump from a building

Difficulty : 5
Because some obese kids have trouble climbing stairs. Alternative : Elevator.

Chances of Death : 9
Falling down while accelerating at 10 m/s² can be fatal 90% times.

Excitement Factor : 10
Yeah! Watching stuff, especially people, falling from tall spots is fun !


2. Cut/Stab yourself and bleed to death

Difficulty : 3.5
3 for the wrist, 4 for the neck.

Chances of Death : 8
Big slits/deeper wounds cause quicker deaths = better population control.

Excitement Factor : 0
Watching people cut themselves is boring.


3. Shoot yourself

Difficulty : 1
What's so tough about shooting yourself ?

Chances of Death : 9.5
There have been cases of survival even after a shot to the head. Use small guns, trying to shoot yourself in the head with a sniper rifle would be as stupid as Teletubbies.

Excitement Factor : 8
Boom Headshot !


4. Hanging

Difficulty : 4
Chances of Death : 7
Excitement Factor : 0

Avoid this method, its no fun.

Now all that you have to do is link this page to every suicidal kid you know, this would really help them. You're also making a great contribution to the world - population control. We don't need dipshit kids who want to die. Go ahead : Nobody Cares.