Saturday, February 25, 2006

Simple Plan Suck.

Simple Plan suck. Big time, really. Check out some of their lyrics -

I heard you're doin' okay
But I want you to know
I'm addic-
I'm addicted to you

So fellow bum-warmers, don't be okay, because they're all dicks, and they're a-dick-ted do you. And so, the "Greatest Punk Rock Band In The World" love you.

Okay do this, go to Urban Dictionary, and search for Simple Plan. Here's what you get :

One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears.....

OR

They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'.....

OR

Adults who cry about their fathers and play "punk rock" featured on Nickelodeon....


So you see, no one likes them. I suggest each one of us grab a pick-axe, and shove it up Simple Plan's collective assholes. Simple Plan, they Simply Suck.

Look at poster boys here, will you :



Say, is that guy in pink confused about his gender ? Ah, never mind. Who cares.
They suck anyways.Simply Suck I mean.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA u made da entire thing on ur own? u're fatally crappy man :)

3:14 am  
Blogger Sam said...

Right, I know that.

4:30 am  
Blogger Sam said...

Test.

11:59 pm  

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