If you happen to have a printing press, here's a guide to fleece some money.

You own a printing press, no one's coming to your shop, you aren't earning money. What do you do? Print this :

Rough Translation :

Sai Baba's Astonishing Miracle !

In Sai Baba's temple, near Madras, a horrifying incident was seen, a priest was praying in the temple. Suddenly, he saw a snake, the priest got scared, the snake turned into a girl and told him, "Don't be scared, listen to what I say, today's world is full of sins and I'll take birth on the earth to get rid of these sins. Whoever prints 1000 paper copies of my name in 24 days, his wishes will be fulfilled and he will become rich. However, if he spends 24 days without printing these copies, he'll be ruined." With this, the snake parted. A person in Bombay got 1000 papers printed, and he received 51 lakh bucks. A person in Dhanbad printed 600 copies, and he received (within 8 days) a pot full of diamonds : he became a Millionaire. An unemployed boy got the papers printed and was gifted with a job.

Now, one person who didn't believe in this, tore the paper. His daughter died. Mr. Babulal Gupta in Agra read the paper and thought he would get it printed. He failed to do so, and his business suffered huge losses, and his wife died. In Bantalal village, 5 people printed 1200 copies together and they won 16 lakh bucks in a lottery using which they got a temple made.

"It is my prayer to everyone who reads this, don't throw it. You will surely get the fruit of printing this"

Hail to Sai Baba
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Now you got it, print the fucking thing, paste it outside your shop and sit back and watch the coffers fill.

Some tips for the businessman :

• Use a macho pic
  
• Use a universal language like English so you can trap Americans as well.
• Make use of incidents, make them up, exaggerate them.

Some tips for the smarter individual :

• Kill the snake. Or wait for it to turn into a hot female, then grab her.
• If you receive the money, don't spend it on a temple. Go to Vegas.
• If you receive a pot, smoke weed.
• Trick a non-believer into reading the crap, then sit back and enjoy while a mysterious force ruins his life.
• Tear the paper.