Words that should be lynched if they were human.

Phrases I totally hate :

1. u

Short for "you". Too lazy to make two extra keystrokes ? Fucking morons.

You : u r an ass
Intellectual : Shut the fuck up, moron.

2. r

Another "I'm too lazy to type to more characters" case.

Example : See above.

3. ur

An overly used word with multiple meanings. The morons may mean : your or you are/you're. So how much time does it save you to move your pinky a couple of centimetres to the left and right ?



0.5 seconds ? Big fucking deal, congratulations moron, you saved half a second.

You : ur so cool
Intellectual : Shut the fuck up, moron

4. sup

Too much effort to type What's up. Preceded by "Hey", and usually followed by "nm", yet another phrase I hate.

You : hey
Intellectual : Hi

You : sup
Intellectual : Shut the fuck up, moron. What's up with you anyways ?

You : nm man
Intellectual : Shut the fuck up, moron.

5. lolz

I have nothing against the word "lol", but "lolz" pisses me off . Mindless dipshits just HAVE to alter the way one speaks don't they ? Here's something I picked from urban :

QtPiEGuRlyGuRl24: n i wuz lyke 'ur a total bytch' n she wuz lyke 'u da bytch u slutty hoebag' n i wuz lyke 'fuc u, ur bf is a muthafucca n he dun lyke u so shut da fuc up bytch' n she wox away cuz she aint got nuttin 2 say 2 me! she a hoe wit no comebax!

AbErCrOmBiEhOn121: LoLz!!!1 ur lyke soooo rite, shes lyke such a hoe bag! but i luv u, ur 2 good 2 b 4gotn!

QtPiEGuRlyGuRl24: lolz!!1 i luv u 2! lez go shoppin!

AbErCrOmBiEhOn121: aight honee lemme juss get mah REEL coach bag

QtPiEGuRlyGuRl24: shut da fuc up slut!

QtPiEGuRlyGuRl24: lolz! jkjk!

AbErCrOmNiEhOn121: lolz!!!

Now that was the worst conversation in the world. Fuck it.