Finally An Update : Suicidal Kids, DIE !

I forgot I had a blog. Hence the delay.

Suddenly, there's a massive increase in the number of kids trying to kill themselves. Good, we need a population control system, and suicide is effective. I fully support teachers to make exams as tough as possible, and cane the students on misbehaviour. Promote suicide.

Here's a suicide guide for you, population control for the stable masses :

1. Jump from a building

Difficulty : 5
Because some obese kids have trouble climbing stairs. Alternative : Elevator.

Chances of Death : 9
Falling down while accelerating at 10 m/s² can be fatal 90% times.

Excitement Factor : 10
Yeah! Watching stuff, especially people, falling from tall spots is fun !


2. Cut/Stab yourself and bleed to death

Difficulty : 3.5
3 for the wrist, 4 for the neck.

Chances of Death : 8
Big slits/deeper wounds cause quicker deaths = better population control.

Excitement Factor : 0
Watching people cut themselves is boring.


3. Shoot yourself

Difficulty : 1
What's so tough about shooting yourself ?

Chances of Death : 9.5
There have been cases of survival even after a shot to the head. Use small guns, trying to shoot yourself in the head with a sniper rifle would be as stupid as Teletubbies.

Excitement Factor : 8
Boom Headshot !


4. Hanging

Difficulty : 4
Chances of Death : 7
Excitement Factor : 0

Avoid this method, its no fun.

Now all that you have to do is link this page to every suicidal kid you know, this would really help them. You're also making a great contribution to the world - population control. We don't need dipshit kids who want to die. Go ahead : Nobody Cares.