Its an elephant. No ! Its a hippo. No ! Its one of the shitass judges from Indian Idol.
Here's the show's motto : Lets invite really horrible performers, ask them to sing in their shitty voices, then insult them.
Why do they call it a Talent Show ? They should call it a Torment Show, really. The goofballs who have voting fetishes for these shitheads should cook themselves on slow flame. Consider the premium messaging rates for these shows.
Each message costs = Rs. 3
Number of people voting per week= 4 million = 4,000,000 for the numeral-oriented.
Total money earned per week = Rs. 3 x 4,000,000 = Rs. 12,000,000
Wake up shitheads, that's what you give the scammers each week. And what do you get ? This :
JACKASS
An official F-You-Jackass Tag from them. You made them so rich, they're starting a second series. And top it off, you get this half assed hobo as a winner, who can't sing.
Simple Plan suck. Big time, really. Check out some of their lyrics -
I heard you're doin' okay But I want you to know I'm addic- I'm addicted to you
So fellow bum-warmers, don't be okay, because they're all dicks, and they're a-dick-ted do you. And so, the "Greatest Punk Rock Band In The World" love you.
Okay do this, go to Urban Dictionary, and search for Simple Plan. Here's what you get :
One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears.....
OR
They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'.....
OR
Adults who cry about their fathers and play "punk rock" featured on Nickelodeon....
So you see, no one likes them. I suggest each one of us grab a pick-axe, and shove it up Simple Plan's collective assholes. Simple Plan, they Simply Suck.
Look at poster boys here, will you :
Say, is that guy in pink confused about his gender ? Ah, never mind. Who cares. They suck anyways.Simply Suck I mean.
....give it a ninja fire punch. The fucking things are acting like they own us. Murder them, fry them, burn them, lynch them, drown them, piss on them, gouge their eyes out, make sure the fuckers SUFFER. I'm feeling hungry and I can't even eat chicken. Bird Flu blows....really.
Right, so here's this fugly bespectacled dude, who looks like a tard with that wang ( i mean wand ) in his hand and churning out some spells which his jackass girfriend "Hermione" teaches him. I mean, what does J.K.Rowling think of herself ? Is she like, building some kind of kid-army ? Oh she's so rich, she spread this plague and now 13 year old cronies want to join the Hogwarts school of Bitchcraft And Jiggery so that they can wear that rag called a wizard robe and then jack off to their pet owls. The oh so elite Quiddishit games, how cool is flying on a broom ? How cool is to have a stupid werewolf uncle ? I mean...werewolves are cool, but the ones that get killed by streaks of light from a wang (pun intended) really suck.
I tell you, Parry Hotter is a government consipracy, to get those dumb kids hooked, and then enslave them to do the filework by building a matrix called Hogwarts around them. That stupid scar, the kid should fucking get the gold out of that goblin back of his and go for plastic surgery. Snape rules, he should spank that stupid kid for being a dipshit that he is. The names of the characters tell you what they really are, Dumblebore being and example. The asshole is like, 100 years old and still doesn't draw pension. And that bitch, McGonnaFuckAll.
You know, that fat kid Duddler, he would make a good belly dancer.
I think I should just crash my water scooter into Iraq.
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