I hate to say this : Thanks.

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My Elite Keyboard Is Awesome.

Here's the keyboard I use, its elite. I've pointed out a few features that make it so damn awesome. Its going to be a standard soon, Logitech loves it too.



I love noodles.



The keyboard is available for sale, price on demand.

McDonald's sucks.

My Images

A visitor to this blog recently asked me where I "got" those images from. All images on this blog are made by me in MS Paint, apart from those which you can obviously notice I picked from the net and edited. Its a free world, so go ahead and use these images elsewhere if you want to.

I host my images on xs.to . Try it, its good. And no, they're not paying me for this, I'm recommending it because I feel like.

Words that should be lynched if they were human.

Phrases I totally hate :

1. u

Short for "you". Too lazy to make two extra keystrokes ? Fucking morons.

You : u r an ass
Intellectual : Shut the fuck up, moron.

2. r

Another "I'm too lazy to type to more characters" case.

Example : See above.

3. ur

An overly used word with multiple meanings. The morons may mean : your or you are/you're. So how much time does it save you to move your pinky a couple of centimetres to the left and right ?



0.5 seconds ? Big fucking deal, congratulations moron, you saved half a second.

You : ur so cool
Intellectual : Shut the fuck up, moron

4. sup

Too much effort to type What's up. Preceded by "Hey", and usually followed by "nm", yet another phrase I hate.

You : hey
Intellectual : Hi

You : sup
Intellectual : Shut the fuck up, moron. What's up with you anyways ?

You : nm man
Intellectual : Shut the fuck up, moron.

5. lolz

I have nothing against the word "lol", but "lolz" pisses me off . Mindless dipshits just HAVE to alter the way one speaks don't they ? Here's something I picked from urban :

QtPiEGuRlyGuRl24: n i wuz lyke 'ur a total bytch' n she wuz lyke 'u da bytch u slutty hoebag' n i wuz lyke 'fuc u, ur bf is a muthafucca n he dun lyke u so shut da fuc up bytch' n she wox away cuz she aint got nuttin 2 say 2 me! she a hoe wit no comebax!

AbErCrOmBiEhOn121: LoLz!!!1 ur lyke soooo rite, shes lyke such a hoe bag! but i luv u, ur 2 good 2 b 4gotn!

QtPiEGuRlyGuRl24: lolz!!1 i luv u 2! lez go shoppin!

AbErCrOmBiEhOn121: aight honee lemme juss get mah REEL coach bag

QtPiEGuRlyGuRl24: shut da fuc up slut!

QtPiEGuRlyGuRl24: lolz! jkjk!

AbErCrOmNiEhOn121: lolz!!!

Now that was the worst conversation in the world. Fuck it.

How To Be A Gangsta Rappa

Here are some useful tips if you want to learn the art of Gangsta Rapping :



I hate hip-hoppers.
Rap blows.

The Biggest Windoze Error In the World

Here's the biggest Windoze error in the world :




That chick is so un-hot.

I'll give you a real update next time, assholes.

Oh by the way, Chemistry Blows. Big time.